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Quotes:
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Justin Darnell: Abortion is wrong...I don't really give a shit if gay people get married...the government should quit taking my damned money....
and cindy sheehan is a whiny bitch!


Andrew Mays: you know- me and math, we are not lovers. I enter the hotub in my speedo and math leaves. I've tried flowers, I've tried candy- nothing works.


Jason Englehardt: argh, i'm so bored that i just got excited about the fact that i really need to take a crap.. because it's gonna give me something to do for a few min

*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Guy 1: HEY! HEY! WE'RE STUCK IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR!
Girl walks over to elevator...
Girl 1: Hey, excuse me, can you keep it down... I'm trying to study.
... UTPD Officer walks over...
UTPD: We're trying to get you out. You're stuck between the 2nd and third floor I take it?
Guy 2: No shit, glad we have geniuses working for UTPD.

Tracy Plessinger: (while driving) You're DISABLED, not RETARDED!

Ross: ... and that's why I have binoculars.

Jason Englehardt: i wouldn't care if she was that hot and single.. as long as i knew she was at least only a 3rd cousin..

Scott: Holy shit, am I turning gay? I just realized I'm making brownies to eat while I watch queer eye for the straight guy... I need a hug.

Jason Englehardt: if you got the cash.. an transation can be made.. i'll find a dumpster in the ghetto we can meet at

Rachel Henry: So like, you would tell me if you were a drug lord or something, right?



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